• @TheAlbatross
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    534 months ago

    You make yourself coffee while familiarizing yourself with their kitchen enough to make a suggestion on how it could be laid out better.

    That’s right, Jeremy, I’ve been here nary a day and I already know your home better than you. You don’t deserve this house, I deserve this house!

    • Nougat
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      224 months ago

      Change where their silverware drawer is to assert dominance.

    • Apathy Tree
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      4 months ago

      Honestly if my friend did this I’d let her reorganize my kitchen.

      She’s about the same height as me, and lives in a tiny place, so she’d probably have some good ideas.

      Also my cabinets and drawers are a mis-match hodgepodge (they aren’t all the same depth or height; some of them have lost half their volume for unknown ancient-house reasons) so I’m always down for ideas.