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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Apple Vision Pro Is Changing the Way Americans Die in a Tesla

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Apple Vision Pro Is Changing the Way Americans Die in a Tesla

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple recently released the Apple Vision Pro, a technological breakthrough that’s already revolutionizing the way Americans meet their untimely demise. “Our product…
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    There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I’m sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

    *At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

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    I swear this will become a reality in the next months

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      I’ve seen two videos of people doing it on social media.

    • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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      Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.

      • Kiosade@lemmy.ca
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        They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.

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    I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

    • 1371113@lemmy.world
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      Check the sub name.

      • Ech@lemm.ee
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        I’m well aware of the community this is in.

  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    It’s called innovation

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    A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜

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    Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

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      Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

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        and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

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          This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.

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    The holy trifecta of stupid

  • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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    This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.

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    The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh

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    Not the onion

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