Eat their pizza and unionize anyways
yeah, that pizza looks fire right about now
It’s nice that they brought me a little pizza but what are the other colleagues going to eat?
Honestly, like the only time I’d be okay with just getting pizza instead of a raise would be something like this, and only if everyone gets their own.
It’s radical time.
TMNT radicalised the 90s children.
I see your anti-union pizza, and raise you my final-day-at-work box of donut!
And a new play room with ping pong and table soccer!
Every time that you use the play room will be written in your performance review.
Management: “If you have time to actually use that break room, it means you don’t have enough work on your plate. We noticed you’re spending 5% of your time in the break room, so we’re increasing your metrics goals by 10%.”
If you’re trying to unionize, that’s their cue to unconditionally raise pay and benefits, and manage hazards and overtime demands.
If the bosses aren’t scramblingy to make the workplace not a hell hole, then a union is necessary and if the union fails, it’s time to move on and / or burn down the workplace.
I know a place that makes those for like fifty for a pepperoni and fuck. I’m trying to do the calculations in my head of how much weed I’d need and how much I’d get down before I’d puke, how many friends I’d need to invite over, how many new friends I’d need to make. They’re not half bad either just greasy.
