[CW: kitchen eggs]

Image description: a tumblr post (made by crusader-kings) asking about how to crack eggs, (the ones laid by chickens, not trans eggs) with a tag (added by homura) responding with ‘i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife’

I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.

  • miss_brainfarts
    8·
    11 months ago

    I once cracked a hard-boiled egg to use it for a sandwich at dinner. Like, slamming it on the table, because why not.

    It was not in fact hard-boiled.

    I had raw egg all over everything. Everything