Plus, it’s not like the only way to look at the stars is by pointing your nose to the sky… Eyes have movement and the stars can also be seen in the horizon.
Still, would be nice to hug a pig, with my guts. (jk…)
Edit: shit, that sounds so wrong, I meant eating the pig…
Plus, it’s not like the only way to look at the stars is by pointing your nose to the sky… Eyes have movement and the stars can also be seen in the horizon.
Still, would be nice to hug a pig, with my guts. (jk…)
Edit: shit, that sounds so wrong, I meant eating the pig…
Hello Prime minister of the UK from that episode of Black Mirror
Or an actual previous prime minister in his student days
Explain.
David Cameron allegedly put his penis in a dead pig’s mouth to join the Bullington Club.
No pig has ever laid on his side and looked sideways at the sky.
They could even look at water reflections, although their very existence is at odds with such possibilities.
A pig would be damn hard to pick up too. Better do it with a young one.