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Don’t get those very often
Put three days on the clock.
The dish that the dog is eating is a very traditional Taiwanese (Chinese) hot pot.
It’s called Spicy Duck Blood Hot Pot.
https://youtu.be/pxZgaPgwfEI?si=GaRc1KfVB_HFFNeE
If you haven’t had it, I invite you to Taiwan and check it out.
Do Taiwanese actually use a spoon to scoop the duck blood instead of a strainer spoon?
I think most of us just use our chopsticks and pick it up.
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Good boi is potty trained
Good, hot food has to burn thrice: During eating, when you are on the toilet and also in the eyes of the canalworker in the end.
WHY DOES MY ASSHOLE HAVE TASTE BUDS!?
Because spicyness isn’t really a taste, it’s rather just pain. The various spicy chemicals (capsaicin, piperine, curcumin etc.) essentially just irritate your skin.
What does shit taste like then
Taste? Kinda bland, unless it’s spicy, you don’t have smell receptors at the asshole so the disgusting part doesn’t register.
Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire
Bidets don’t fix the issue in that comic.
I thought it was about a spicy bottom after spices go out the bottom. Bidets fix that problem.
Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?
Ooh no, don’t do that.
After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.
Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.
I think the point is it can still burn coming out.
Capsaicin doesn’t really affect your intestines, it’s more of a skin irritant.
So just wash off your skin as soon as it’s dirty, no burns.
This is from direct experience, i highly recommend anyone who likes spicy food(and everyone else) to get some sort of bidet rather than smearing waste on themselves with toilet paper.
Dude, I’ve got a bidet, eat spicy enough and it burns AS IT’S COMING OUT, there’s no escaping it!
I’m a fan of the bum gun
Ditto, I don’t want to touch none of that mess down there.
All I can think when I visit a country that doesn’t use bidets regularly is that all these people using their hands for everything were very recently groping around near the wrong end of themselves.
I regularly eat spicy food, with rare issues in the bathroom. The exception, funny enough, seems to be pickled jalapeños. Not ghost peppers, habañeros, or Carolina reapers… I don’t get it.
*Pray
Is this some stereotypical white person thing
Literally me after Buldak ramen :)
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