Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.
Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.
And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.
This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.
Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.
She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉
Quantity surveying?
No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.
This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting
To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.
There’s a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it’s mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it
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Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.
All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as “gun free zones” to make it easier for the fishermen.
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lol americans really get touchy about what a shithole our country is on this website.
We are a laughing stock and we deserve to be my man.
It’s an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to be here. We should be doing so much better, we could be building spaceships. Instead we watch as our kids kill each other, the planet boils away and they get to see their line go up.
Maybe I don’t think dead children is funny or should be joked about
I too prefer jokes about your mom.
lol fuck off with your attempt at the moral high ground you are just pissy they are making fun of this worthless pile of shit country.
found the school shooter
Gasp! What a horrible thing to joke about etc etc
Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.
Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.
Don’t melt
When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…
…you called?
swimming in thoughts and prayers
I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn’t know: never shoot bullets at water.
Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what’s the danger here? Ricochets off the water?
There’s that, there’s also just that they don’t go in very far, doesn’t work very well.
That’s why Supply Side Jesus sells grenades
Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn’t go well for the fish.
You just need to rebuild the stream so it’s more like a prison, job done.
Haha, but like wtf?
Catfish? Nah
Gatfish
