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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Lemmy glitterpost

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • illumrial@lemmy.world
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    I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

    I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

    I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

    • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned
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      Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

      I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

      If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

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      The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Great way of making a permanent investment

      • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Permanent investment into future health issues.

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Goldschläger is so much cheaper

  • Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world
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    The h’ and l’ below are making me dizzy

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      It’s mostly the top of the i’ touching the end of the h’ that makes me gasp for air

    • rothaine@lemm.ee
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      Rare vertical keming

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20

  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    That’s way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?

    • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Blacks.

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        Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.

  • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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    This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a stool sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs

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      Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.

  • Sasha [They/Them]
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    Shlitter

  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    Well, I’ve seen people sell farts in jars, so… at least this is real gold 🤷.

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    Makes my dookie twinkle

  • THCDenton@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Aw man - wasted it on the squirts ☹

  • ThatFembyWho
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    Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      The gold was inside of us all along

    • Maalus@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don’t waste, recycle

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