The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI know what you're doing!startrek.websiteimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1848
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minus-squarepseudonym@monyet.cclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·11 months agoDog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet
minus-squareKioga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·11 months agoThis is also cat ownership. :( It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
minus-squareMarmaladeMermaid@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agoI have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·11 months agoThis only works if you don’t have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.
minus-squaredanielbln@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoOurs is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.
minus-squareReiRose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoIs my cat broken? He doesn’t vomit.
minus-squaresmackjack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoJust get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agomoments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.
Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet
This is also cat ownership. :(
It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.
This only works if you don’t have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.
Ours is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.
Is my cat broken? He doesn’t vomit.
Just get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.
Does it ever work?
moments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.
This is also cat ownership