• aksdb@feddit.de
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    11 months ago

    I hope you sighed deeply and then said “well, guess I have to murder your friend now too”.

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        11 months ago

        I have a close friend who when I first met I asked out and she rejected me. Now when she goes on a date and texts me something like “hope he’s not a serial killer”, and I text her back “oh is that a dealbreaker for you? Guess we never would have worked anyway”