If there’s bacon and sausage, no matter how sad looking, it’s American breakfast.

Continental breakfast is European style — bread, butter, and jam, pastries, maybe some yogurt. Hardboiled eggs if you’re lucky.

I can taste the continents already

That’s not continental, that’s American breakfast.

Also, is that a disposable plate? Never seen such thing in a hotel, you must stop booking on Airbnb.