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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It's hard to believe

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It's hard to believe

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • mtchristo@lemm.ee
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    NZ: am I a joke to you?

    • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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      Hey, at least you made it on the map.

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        Aw come on, bro…

        Be nice!

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        I do believe there is a sub on that other site called Maps without New Zealand…

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      On the map only to be excluded from the circle

    • Caesium@lemmy.world
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      it still makes the statement correct

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      Yes

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a circle

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Something something map projections.

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        This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the “inside” includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there’s a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.

        Weird that they vote though

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          Removed by mod

          • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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            Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

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              • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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                Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.

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      Thats because the world is flat

      • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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        Ah yes, “Mercator Earth Theory” 😂

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  • Poggervania@kbin.social
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    Fun fact: every 1 in 2 people make up 50% of the world population.

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    Thats the worst circle i have ever seen

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      But you have seen it!

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      That is just an artifact of the map projection

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        My thoughts too. Put that back on a globe and it’s pretty damn close to a circle! Considering it’s hand drawn…

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      deleted by creator

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    New Zealand get your shit together

    • Kiwi_Girl
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      Aye aye cap’n

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    Yeah? Well at least in NZ we know how to draw a freaking circle. Didn’t want to be in your stinky club anyway

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      Deedn’t weent tee bee een yeeer steenky cleeeeb eeeneeeweey.

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        Nah that’s an Aussie accent mate. Way off.

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    Are kiwis really people let’s be honest

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      Well no, they are a fruit.

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        Those “fruits” you’ve been eating were birds. :(

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          They can’t fly so they don’t count. Sorry I don’t make the rules

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            Mmmm, penguin.

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          No they’re the birds eggs. Little known fact.

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    I know the author is Terrible Maps so I probably shouldn’t complain, but what are those continent colour groupings?

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      They’re not grouped, that’s what the planet actually looks like from space.

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        Can’t believe I made such a foolish blunder in front of the head of NASA, my apologies doctor

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    I wonder how many people live outside the red circle and have to commute to work within it.

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    This is false. The red circle is too small to fit more than maybe a couple fetuses, depending on your screen size.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    TIL

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted
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    I mean, considering this map excludes Antarctica, and there are people living (at least temporarily) in Antarctica, it is technically true.

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      You’re forgetting New Zealand haha.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Also New Zealand, but I’ve heard that the science is still out about whether or not they actually exist.

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        We don’t, it’s a psy-op.

  • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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    More humans, anyway.

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      Crabs, deep sea squids, coral polyps, and sea sponges are all people now.

      • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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        I was thinking of life throughout the rest of the universe

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      Way to stand up for my alien homies, yo!

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      How do you know? Maybe there is a race of advanced intra terrestrial humans that live under water. Also this map is missing the great wall of ice that holds the water in place.

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    Can “in” and “out” be meaningfully defined though, considering that circle is on a globe though?

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      I get the feeling that if this were on a globe, it would appear as a long, thin, and nearly empty circle.

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