Like hosted a website or a server for your personal needs, or taken a smartphone given to you for work or something like that.
What’s up with all these ask lemmy posts asking us to self incriminate?
To be fair: if your HR department can link your Lemmy posts to you, they are insanely bored and presumably over funded.
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Oh, your girlfriend shit the bed?
Oh no
No, I’m not stupid. Also technically everything you create on company time and/or company resources no longer belongs to you.
I did have a boss once (software development) who hosted his own website on the company servers. Not 100% sure if that was ever green lit by the CEO (maybe, maybe not). But I was really annoyed when the server had issues due to that private site, when I didn’t have access to the code to fix them.
My boss tried to take some stuff I created on company time once, I didn’t mind though since I wasn’t keeping that shit.
The company’s PCs were running XP, but had Windows 7 Pro license stickers on their back. I wrote down a few license codes for using them at home. One of those is now my Windows 11 Pro license.
Any time I’m in the office, I make sure to take a nice long relaxing crap.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
My manager actually wants me to host a Minecraft server on company hardware to test our performance monitoring system, aren’t I lucky
Now if only I knew how to get players on it who aren’t my friends
Could’ve just run a benchmark or mine monero or something… A Minecraft server is arguably one of the worst ways to test performance
There’s a grafana exporter for it, can monitor the JVM
It’s not testing the performance of the machine it’s testing performance monitoring tools
I tend not to. Assume no privacy of any work device given to you.
My company has never touched my work laptop, it was shipped directly from Apple. But then we’re a small start-up.
Apple can preconfigure a machine with any software a company requests at the factory
Same, I use it as my personal device too. I’m not even sure that I should send the pc back at all, probably yes
I was working in my (poor third world) government job, and our keyboard broke. Replacements took months, since they only bought mouse and keyboards in bulk once per year or so, and they ran out of.
I had a second job working as a contractor for a private company, where we were contracted for a public hospital providing system administration and technical support. We had some old PS2 keyboards that were to be decommissioned, but since they didn’t have inventory number, I got hold of them and brought some to my other job.
So I donated some equipment from one area of government to another, but it was kinda illegal, lol 😆.
I was issued a monitor in the early days of COVID when they were sending us home to work. We already had laptops. They had literally pallettes of monitors, people were just grabbing one or two. Tracking was through the honor system, writing name and number taken on a piece of paper.
Now they’re having us go back into the office ~3 days a week and want us to return the monitors. Lol, no.
What’s the justification for having you back in the office?
New people who don’t know wtf they are doing because we don’t have structured training and our written documentation is piss poor and we’re overall bad at helping them. Some new college grad botched a multi-million dollar program and come to find out, they weren’t getting any meaningful mentoring or guidance.
The thought is we will be better at seeing these sorts of gaps earlier if we’re having real conversations, not just the routine PowerPoint presentations sanitized to show all is good.
Could a team train and mentor via virtual interaction only? Sure. Can this particular team? Nope.
This was more of a community service, but when I worked for a university office I ran a TOR node on one of my PCs. After a while though, IT sent someone to ask me kindly not to make it an exit node. Other than that they didn’t seem to mind. It was nice having excess bandwidth.
I also ran some distributed computing apps like folding@home.
Nice try boss
My colleagues back in the early bitcoin and cryptocurrency days were mining across any spare infra and customer servers they could get their hands on. Back when you could do it with just CPU.
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Instead of using a space heater like everyone else, I run Folding@Home on one of my work machines to pump out a few hundred watts of heat. That way at least someone is getting some Alzheimer’s research out of burning that electricity.
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Most of the space heaters that I’ve seen are like 1,500 watts. According to the UPS this computer is plugged into, it consumes around 650 watts. So it’s not as powerful as a space heater, but when the exhaust is pointed directly at your legs, it gets plenty warm.
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Assuming Folding@Home has some sort of API or if it can be started and stopped from the command line, it should be fairly straightforward with an Arduino a simple script.
It already exists. There is a company that sells a space heater that mines crypto currency. You get like 50% or the profits which sucks, but you at least recoup a bit of the cost of the electricity to run the heater.
I think we should try to heat ourselves with computing as much as we can since the side effect of computing is heat generation (and minor RF losses). How cool would it be to make a large supercomputer out of millions of homes heating up in the winter?
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Haha this is actually an awesome idea. My work has a bunch of super cheap servers for sale that could totally be used as a space heater. Actually a super cool concept because there are so many good servers and cpus being thrown out that could legitimately be used as a space heater.
a long time ago I worked at an event production company, we bought a plastic card (think credit cards) full color printer to print client logos on NFC cards, and I had to test them, so I printed McLovin’s driver licence on a card, and I still keep it on my wallet.
