My best drinking story is one told to me by my parents, because I don’t even remember it. See, it was actually my birthday party in which I got very drunk. Also, I was 2
So apparently these old boomers thought “Oh it’s only one tiny sip, she’ll be fine. doesn’t matter that she’s 2”, but they all had that same idea, and after a few “one tiny sips” I was one tiny drink toddler. Thanks mom and dad. Probably didn’t help my brain develop very well :/
Anyway, that’s the best drinking story I have because I don’t drink. Not even because of this; I just don’t much care for the taste or the feeling, so yeah
There’s a family video where I’m like 3, I get myself a wine glass and go to the wine and a cousin helps me pour myself a small wine. It’s very clear on the video that this wasnt the first time.
My family would do this but for say 10+ years. One year my cousin decided to cage a sip from everyone he could and was also downing unattended drinks. Yeah, ended like you think. We all learned a valuable lesson that night. :)
My best drinking story is one told to me by my parents, because I don’t even remember it. See, it was actually my birthday party in which I got very drunk. Also, I was 2
So apparently these old boomers thought “Oh it’s only one tiny sip, she’ll be fine. doesn’t matter that she’s 2”, but they all had that same idea, and after a few “one tiny sips” I was one tiny drink toddler. Thanks mom and dad. Probably didn’t help my brain develop very well :/
Anyway, that’s the best drinking story I have because I don’t drink. Not even because of this; I just don’t much care for the taste or the feeling, so yeah
whenever I visit my parents there’s a photo on the fridge of when I was the toddler at an open bar wedding.
Just a lil guy all dressed up and reaching into the wine cooler 🥲
I’ve been told after the photo was taken I was stopped.
Rub it in how you had responsible guardians XD
Emphasis on been told. There a few in the family that have given differing accounts.
😬
There’s a family video where I’m like 3, I get myself a wine glass and go to the wine and a cousin helps me pour myself a small wine. It’s very clear on the video that this wasnt the first time.
I did not intend this to be a child drinking thread, yet here we are lmao
In my case it was the discovery of a leaking wine cask on top of the fridge
How’d you get on top of the fridge?
I didn’t. Leaking liquid + Gravity
😅 makes sense. Clearly the toddler-aged alcohol poisoning is having its effect on my brain
Missed the lesson on gravity while you were in rehab at 4.
My family would do this but for say 10+ years. One year my cousin decided to cage a sip from everyone he could and was also downing unattended drinks. Yeah, ended like you think. We all learned a valuable lesson that night. :)