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“I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠”
the tweet: «Hey @BilldeBlasio, I hope you step on a lego. 🖕»
timestamped with Jan. 16ᵗʰ 2022 B.E. (before Elmo)
replies:
- “Disrespectful to legos, so I get it”
- “Wow that’s hateful stuff”
- “You went too far with that, even freedom has its limits bro”
That got you banned? Put that in the past tense, change the word “hope” to “glad” - and you’ve got yourself a damn fine obituary to save for later.