You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
I put stuff up my ass that doesn’t even stop me aging
So… yes? We could put both in?
Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. “Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay???”
It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.
I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.
Please don’t lump us in with those people. That’s not a “hetero” thing it’s just a disgusting person thing.
That’s not heterophobia, that’s just being horrified by ignorant bigots that are also hetero.
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See, I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn’t necessarily gay!
You went pretty far out on that limb with your second sentence
Yeah, I’d be uncomfortable, but immortality is immortality.
Now, if the requirement was a daily barebacking by the ultra-rich engineering their cum to be the elixir of immortality, I’d be a little more conflicted.
I’d say about as gay as a colonoscopy. So the verdict is: yes, extremely gay!
What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? “There’s an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!” Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?
I’m taking it even if it’s the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.
Urethra.
This kills the human
What we’ve learned from this exercise is that Baumgeist takes horse cock up the butt.
It’s $5 for every time you fantasize or $50 (+time and materials) for each video. Either way, pay me
Lol
Relax, and I’d be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.
I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I’d imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it’s just a day).
Who would say “no” to this??
The same kind of people who don’t wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
Can agree I turned gay because I wash my ass :0
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People think suppository is a 4 letter word. “Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!” Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking.
Conservatives
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Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. That’s why we do it.
Amen to that
People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
If you’re under 50 you’re probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary.
I honestly think ending aging would be a boon for society. Because the death rate will plummet to accidental deaths, suicides, and homicides only, which are a tiny fraction of total overall deaths.
Therefore overpopulation is going to very quickly motivate world society to get its collective shit together to solve the nagging problems that have been holding us back, and encourage expansion into the rest of the solar system. Because if the issues weren’t solved, even the wealthy elite would be threatened.
Haha very optimistic. Like overpopulation currently causing “untolerable illegal immigrant waves” causes people to reduce their CO2 footprint, share their homes and all.
Hell, please no more old people. Many are nice, but no way. There is a reason politics made by old people doesnt work
Deathists I guess?
Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging
Seems like a no brainier. You’d get used to taking it.
I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.
This wasn’t a sentence I was expecting to read in my entire life.
People say AI start hallucinating bizarre sentences is a problem, but I’m beginning to wonder if it simply gazed too deeply into the internet abyss.
Mmm, would eat it like a good ol’ big chungus
Um hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we’d all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning
Are you guys not doing butthole time every morning!?
Sometimes before bed too. Can’t be too careful.
I’ve made it a normal part of my meal routine to be sure I’m getting in my three times a day.
Even those of us who don’t enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It’s just another body part.
(Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don’t let them get worse.)
Who is going to reject this?
Yes.
A suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.
I think it looks more like a durian.
ouch
With a smell just as sweet…
Sign me up. Even if there’s side effects like nausea or whatever. I’ll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
But what if it doesn’t make you younger? So you’ll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.
I’m 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it’s not terrible and I’d rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).
I’ll be my age forever, perfectly ok with that. Make taking the bum pill part of a daily exercise routine.
Can I give one to each of my dogs as well?
Yes and yes.
Sure. By mouth, by butt, by injection, by patch, whatever. Yes.
