This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.
“Listen, Ryan, I’m gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You’re giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you’ve been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I’m gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez.”
Oh no, anyone trying to promote non-christian ideologies will 100% get instacanned under this order I’m sure
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Really throw them off by talking about Yahweh and Elohim and how are these Gods relevant today?
Or discuss the singular El versus the plural Elohim and the related implications for that over the pantheon alluded to in the books of Moses.
But… I was trying to spread the love across the old religions and just leading off with a fun pairing. This Yahweh guy gets a lot of attention. Ra is displeased and unpleasant droughts will undoubtedly be visited upon us all now. Fuck.
Imagine thinking they give a shit about hypocrisy in 2025
Sure, but still no reason not to put it on display in clear and hamfisted terms if you ask me
I am going to start spreading the Gospel of the Great Wombat at work!
“Fascists enable Christian Nationalist Karens to abuse coworkers on the government’s funds.”
This shit only flies as long as it isn’t a Muslim doing it.
Reminds me of Valarie Hodges in Lousiana like a dozen years ago. Where she stopped supporting religious vouchers for school cause an Islamic school wanted to use them and she didn’t realize that could happen.
That’s pretty much the entire operating model of the Satanic Temple. Either you’re getting a Baphomet statue to go with it, or you’re losing that Jesus one.
THANK YOU TRUMP for allowing me to FINALLY share the Teachings of ALLAH with other Government Workers!
RIP your public service career lol
I know it’s intentional here, but I cringe whenever someone says ‘Allah’ in an English sentence because it’s just the Arabic word for God.
But doesn’t muslims also consider arabic to be the holy language and therefore the correct way and only way to refer to allah?
Ah yes, the age old source of disagreement. The nuance of what God/Allah/Elohim/Bagavan/Deva/Dingir/Wakan Tanka/Kami/Hunab Ku/Baiame/Netjer……… is and isn’t. The biggest source of discord used by the greedy to aim humans against each other. When in reality it should be the binder of humanity. It’s like fighting over the description of what a perfect apple tastes like. Every time we fall in that trap, we widen the gap.
Yes. I think everybody knows Allah is the word for God.
Inshallah brother
I hope the Satanic Temple can have some fun with this.
I’m sure when atheists and satanists start proselytising there will be outrage - “we really meant Christians should allowed to bother their co-workers not you guys”
I bet you a coke this is to fuck with the FFRF and MRFF, two great orgs trying to keep religion out of our gov.
Every job I’ve ever had, my coworkers and I have pretty openly discussed the ‘taboo’ shit like religion and politics. We can generally keep the flames under control, and if shit does start to heat up we’ll change the topic knowing that the conversation isn’t going anywhere at that point… but ultimately it’s been a consistent point of growth for pretty much everyone involved.
Coming from the Trump regime, I can only assume it means “convert your non-christian coworkers to christianity, and other application of this policy will get you fired” so, 100% fuck this shit. Coming from less of an absolute shitstain traitor, I’d actually be in favor of this kind of rhetoric. Maintain policies requiring professional behavior and prohibiting harassment so that those who don’t want to discuss it are empowered to shut the conversation up; but in a consensual setting, sure I’ll hear you pitch coming to Jesus or w/e - so long as you’re equally receptive to my counterargument.
That’s not how it’s gonna work, so again, fuck everything about this, but fuck if it doesn’t hint at a nice sounding ideal.
My I introduce the reverse loophole.
Blaspheme against the holy spirit, that piece of shit.
Doing so is the only unforgivable sin. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Straight to hell with you and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Not even their god. By blaspheming against the holy spirit, that fake garbage, you are putting up the shield against christians. They can’t save you, you have no reason to convert, it is a waste of their time…please leave me alone.
Now, if anyone can give me reverse loopholes for other religions, that would be great.
i’m waiting for this to backfire on him as muslims openly pray in their workplace at the designated times
So this is where the new new atheist movement will start.
Also, remember epstein? whatever happened to that guy?
I’m more concerned about his files.
Let’s start spreading the unspeakable ancient knowledge of the first one. The one that has no name but an idea of an existence. Now hum the deep tone of the empty.
Edit: Fuck CBS
I don’t think people really understand what’s comming. Everyone’s like “so now everyone can talk about their respective religion, haha”. But where I see this going is only the one right religion being acceptable in near future and everyone who’s making clever remarks being outlawed and prosecuted. The fact we’re not there yet makes the obvious progression to that none the less scary.
I don’t think you realize that christians aren’t as popular as they were before. There are a LOT of others and non religious. I don’t think christians are going to enjoy the process as much as they think.
They will once the rule is unevenly applied in their favor. Which it will be.
You misunderstand, when they inevitably try that, and try to continue the “Christian nation” shit, there will be a backlash, and the violence will likely get out of control. I would not be at all surprised to see a concentrated effort to murder Christians by mobs. Christians have gone so long without facing ANY BACKLASH whatsoever for their continued depravity. It will happen and they will cry about how much of victims they are.
I’m pressing X. The christo part of christofascism is well embedded. Just like with this epstein thing, if the ‘deep state’ under trump tried to rid themselves of the christian part by not enforcing the law in christians’ favor, they would rattle a significant part of their base. Also, we are LITERALLY seeing an entire segment of our nation (something like 40+ million strong) be targeted by this administration, and the most we can do is filming the masked guys doing it and having some city walk-arounds to show our irritation.
Frankly, I’d never hire or do business with a fundie. It’s hard to put my finger on it, but there’s something about their desire to enslave or kill nonbelievers that makes me uncomfortable.
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I do genuinely feel bad for the people who actually attempt to live by the words of Christ. They will be hit in the backlash much the same as other Christians, undeservedly.
It’s giving Under His Eye, Blessed be the Fruit vibes tbh.
For anyone else who also doesn’t recognize this, it’s a greeting phrase from the TV show A Handmaid’s Tale.
“Please talk about anything else but the epstein files”
I look forward to promoting my all powerful Lucifer.
Hail Satan!
