I’m more confused about how there were still people who took him seriously
Same, I mean wtf?!
That’s just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high…you go off about some stupid shit…you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.
No, he just regrets posting it. In that phrasing, it is still true, meaning the lie alternative is not relevant.
He thought he could get left to love him by shitting on Trump but it turns out people who can critically think have a memory longer than a goldfish.
It doesn’t confirm nor deny the veracity of the posts, if he afterwards says they are false, it’s not contradictory of this statement.
Good call out.
He now either has to answer to “enabling election fraud” or “public defamation”. Talk about a rock and a hard place.
I don’t know why anyone took him seriously before this.
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I remember thinking that he was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. That day was his trans daughter disowning him, apparently. The only thing I was wrong about was the ‘super’ bit.
Yeah, he has rubbish Presentation.
Low-rent Lex Luthor with hair plugs.
“How can anyone take Elon seriously after this?”
*Posts on his platform helping him retain legitimacy*
Nacho
Not a consistent human obviously
MARS
Musk Always Resumes Simping
“Piece of shit Elon” really rolls off the tongue.
Strike a pose.
Drugged Out Nazi
Elon… Eloff.
This post deserves more love
Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.
Muskratting
Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.
This is concise and reasonable. This would be far, far, faaaar less arbitrary and capricious suffering than he has already inflicted on others. He’d be getting off quite lightly.
No one human should have the outspoken power of this twit.
So far I’ve got Special K Flake, but it needs something.
Special KKK Flake?
Pronounced aloud as kuh-kuh-kay, as the stutter is an old sterotype of what someone on uppers sounds like?
some fun backstory on stuttering amphetamine users
Go listen to My Generation by The Who. When Roger Daltrey was recording the studio take, his manager told him to emphasize the stutter, as if he was “pilled”, aka, on amphetamines… to which Daltrey replied to his manager that he had already in fact taken amphetamines before the session.
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/roger-daltrey-stutter-the-who-song-my-generation/
Musk was also drinking lots of alcohol while strung out from various drugs
FElon K?
