I was trying to figure out WTF is going on here…
The text tattoos, eyebrow, corner of the eye, chest, are all backwards, but Texas is not.
Makes me think he did the text himself whlle looking in a mirror.
People probably tell him “Dude, your tats are backwards!” at which point he looks in a mirror and thinks they look fine.
The crack pipe under his chin should give away the reason for any of the other tattoo designs
It’s a meth pipe. Crack pipes are just a tube without the bowl
No, it’s a spoon being heated up, so heroin
I thought so at first too, but the longer I look at it the more I think it’s a crack pipe. https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/shutterstock_2042174384-1000x480.jpg
That’s a meth pipe.
My picture is literally from a page titled “Identifying crack pipes” on a recovery center’s website.
I understand but they used a picture of a meth pipe. Here’s a typical crack pipe:
you should email them about their mistake, because that’s absolutely a meth pipe.
source: decades living as trailer trash
The text on the cap is also backwards, it’s just Texas that’s the wrong way
you know what. reverse texas sounds like a really nice place actually 😌
Reverse Texas is basically California.
I’m always resistant to throwing trashy around. It just feels really shitty to judge that on one picture. Some tats, it really can be the angle or lighting that makes a difference.
But, sometimes, you run across a pic like this where there’s so many problems I just can’t think of a better word for the tattoos.
Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you’re gonna do face ink, make sure they’re well executed.
There is a certain degree of intentionality to some people’s choices of bad tattoos, where it’s a form of self expression to have badly done or otherwise bad ink. But this doesn’t look like that, it just looks like someone thought these were good and doesn’t know better.
How can you make yourself more unemployable than having a visible face/neck/head tattoo?
It’s a badly drawn crack pipe…
All the tattoos look like he did them himself in front of a mirror
A mirror in a funhouse
Not everyone prioritizes “employability” as much as you
Edit: I just realized what community I’m in- nvm. I should probably just block this community
But how is he gonna pay for his drugs without a job???
Being traditionally employed is far from the only way to afford things/ get drugs
You can still do fun stuff like prostitution, selling your parents stuff or mugging people. Yay!
Or running your own business
Running your own business like prostitution, selling your parents stuff or mugging people. Yay!
lol
Most people wouldn’t do business with that guy. Not the fact that he has face tats, but that he chose those scream to me, that he is very bad at decision making or that he just doesn’t give a fuck. Plus a meth pipe? Major red flag.
I’d hire him if he’s not a republican- he seems like a sweetheart
It obviously depends on the type of job, but you might still want to look presentable on front of clients even if you’re your own boss.
“Presentable”
You can’t even hide it
Right, the Texas tattoo would be my first priority, too 😅
There’s an entire hand covering her face, there’s no way to make it “clearer”. Might as well let an ai guess what she looks like.
Why not ask them to take another picture? Is this the only one in existence? Did they agree to the wedding invite?
Not sure if this is so much better
I mean, remove a couple of the other tattoos and it’s basically presentable.
So, changing everything about them and it becomes an OK picture.
Now give both of them Ratatouille rats please
Fine, I’ll do it myself:
(the left one can’t actually control him because of the darn hat)
Now give them pope hats
And change the background with a church.
Now put them on a ferris wheel lol
Are they registered at the local meth house?
The meth pipe on the neck is …wow yeah
Pretty sure that’s a lighter and a spoon for heroin.
Definitely a bulb for smoking meth.
I agree with you, but it is hard to tell because it appears a third grader drew it.
Edit: the crystal on the chin leads me to believe it is a meth pipe.
Edit 2: but the fiancee’s name is crystal, so the plot thickens.
It’s for church, honey, NEXT!
Discusting
You all do realize those are just drawn on with a marker right? If those were real, and fresh enough to have the ink smear, they would be way more red and probably raised a bit.
i REALLY hope you are right
those tats are entirely real, old, and indistinct because they were put on in prison.
You can literally see the smear lines in the picture (the chin especially). On top of that they’re clearly taking a joke picture and she’s hiding her laughter. If this dude has these face tattoos and teeth THAT nice he’s like a complete anomaly. Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!
Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!
People wouldn’t take two pictures in the same day. That would be crazy.
Why are the tattoos on the other side of his face in these pictures? (say, the one connected to his eye). Is that something that happens when you take a selfie v normal picture?
Why do I think he is absolutely stunning? Even with the tattoo’s?
I can fix him!
No i don’t wanna fix him . I wanna fuck him then I’ll be on my way
Self-destructive tendencies?
Probably. But I do have a thing for straight dum rednecks I have no idea why
The tattoo’s what?
The tattoo’s are terrible but same time it works on him
The tattoo is are terrible?
Well yeah. Backwards font and a meth pipe on his neck. I mean I partake in that too but I wouldn’t get it tattooed on me. Especially on my neck. There’s a huge stigma for using something that is basically a stronger but more neurotoxic ADHD medication. I’m not trying to glorify it, nor do I think everyone should do it, but the stigma is ridiculous. To have it tattooed on your neck is just asking to be discriminated against
What do you think apostrophes are for?
They’re for chat gpt
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You’re a visionary
I dunno, he’s a decent looking guy in terms of facial features. Wouldn’t go as far as stunning, but I’m not attracted to men, so my perception is likely off in that regard.
Congrats on the baby
I’m pretty sure the girl is crying and I can’t blame her
Crystals on his chin.
Classy
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