-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

  • @StewartGilligan@lemmy.world
    39•10 months ago

    Patch Notes v2.0:

    • Fixed a bug where you would freak out for no reason. Anxiety levels now reduced by 50% - enjoy a smoother, calmer and more stable experience!

    • Upgraded memory capacity by 50%. Say goodbye to forgetting where you put your keys or that one relative who changed your diaper once. You’re welcome!

    • Removed those pesky ‘Remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone?’ pop ups. Time to move on, folks! No more cringe-filled flashbacks from now on.

    Stay tuned for more updates on the Human OS and also a huge thanks to our contributors.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
    17•10 months ago

    -Empathy attribute improved by 50% -bug fix: some players’ Empathy attribute was below baseline; these players have had their Empathy attribute reset to baseline.

      • @Etterra@lemmy.world
        2•10 months ago

        You’re welcome. I’m saving that one in case I ever stumble upon a genie or something. Honestly, If there was such a thing as God, there’s no way he could be worse at his job than I would be.

      • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️English
        3•10 months ago

        Genius. I love it for so many reasons, not least of all is the knowledge that “bug” also pertains to sickness, and “fix” can mean a dose of drugs. Calling a vaccine a “bug fix” is perfectly on the nose. 🤣

  • @Hexagon@feddit.it
    14•10 months ago
    • bug fix: you can now go to a room without forgetting the reason you went there
    • bug fix: you can now produce your own vitamin C again
  • qyron
    13•10 months ago

    No you don’t. You want to learn how to properly run your hardware.

    • anxiety serves a purpose, forces your fight or flight response, develops survival instinct

    • memory is not meant to be heidetic as not everything is vital information; you want to remember what you had for lunch when you were 3 years old, on a tuesday, mid january?

    • failures are more important than successes; failure teaches you what does not work.

    Run your hardware better. Have some therapy, try to sleep more/better and go for a daily walk.

      • qyron
        2•10 months ago

        Probably flavour, texture or just boredom. And a liking for seeing our parents pulling their hair out.

      • originalucifer
        2•10 months ago

        still in setup mode… a lot of garbage gets stuck in the cache. takes a while, but theres a final reboot around 4-6 where the ROM starts to kicks in.

    • lorez
      2•10 months ago

      Remembering every day of your life is not eidetic memory but Hyperthymesia. Anxiety serves a purpose if there’s a danger. If it’s prolonged and the danger is some thought inside your head no it doesn’t.

      • qyron
        1•10 months ago

        Remembering every day of your life is not eidetic memory but Hyperthymesia.

        New word of the day. Thank you.

        Anxiety serves a purpose if there’s a danger. If it’s prolonged and the danger is some thought inside your head no it doesn’t.

        Learn how to manage your hardware better. Get some therapy.

        • lorez
          2•10 months ago

          Been fighting anxiety since 1996 with therapy and drugs. So far, she won.

          • qyron
            1•10 months ago

            Don’t quit.

            Sincerely hope you can resolve that issue.

  • tsukigva_t
    13•10 months ago

    Oh yeah! finally fixed that anxie- Segmentation fault (core dumped)