-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
Patch Notes v2.0:
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Fixed a bug where you would freak out for no reason. Anxiety levels now reduced by 50% - enjoy a smoother, calmer and more stable experience!
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Upgraded memory capacity by 50%. Say goodbye to forgetting where you put your keys or that one relative who changed your diaper once. You’re welcome!
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Removed those pesky ‘Remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone?’ pop ups. Time to move on, folks! No more cringe-filled flashbacks from now on.
Stay tuned for more updates on the Human OS and also a huge thanks to our contributors.
Damn it, when are they going to add the ‘sex drive is now equal to partner’s’ feature?!
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That’s a paiD DLC. =(
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Based on the age of that model, I would expect the issue is more likely a failing vacuum tube.
MF so full of bugs he might as well be an ant colony
IDK maybe the power went off mid-update.
They don’t seem to upgrade anything.
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Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating
get your vaccines 🤣
They are the updates for your antivirus system.
You could always use monkey-patching
Drugs, I’m talking about drugs. 🫠
What drugs? Asking for a friend.
Spotted the software engineer
That’s called drugs.
-Empathy attribute improved by 50% -bug fix: some players’ Empathy attribute was below baseline; these players have had their Empathy attribute reset to baseline.
Absolutely, one of the best ones yet. Thank you.
You’re welcome. I’m saving that one in case I ever stumble upon a genie or something. Honestly, If there was such a thing as God, there’s no way he could be worse at his job than I would be.
What do you think vaccines and gene therapy are? :P
I think they should call them bugfixes.
What’s their marketing doing?
Genius. I love it for so many reasons, not least of all is the knowledge that “bug” also pertains to sickness, and “fix” can mean a dose of drugs. Calling a vaccine a “bug fix” is perfectly on the nose. 🤣
- bug fix: you can now go to a room without forgetting the reason you went there
- bug fix: you can now produce your own vitamin C again
No you don’t. You want to learn how to properly run your hardware.
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anxiety serves a purpose, forces your fight or flight response, develops survival instinct
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memory is not meant to be heidetic as not everything is vital information; you want to remember what you had for lunch when you were 3 years old, on a tuesday, mid january?
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failures are more important than successes; failure teaches you what does not work.
Run your hardware better. Have some therapy, try to sleep more/better and go for a daily walk.
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Probably flavour, texture or just boredom. And a liking for seeing our parents pulling their hair out.
still in setup mode… a lot of garbage gets stuck in the cache. takes a while, but theres a final reboot around 4-6 where the ROM starts to kicks in.
Remembering every day of your life is not eidetic memory but Hyperthymesia. Anxiety serves a purpose if there’s a danger. If it’s prolonged and the danger is some thought inside your head no it doesn’t.
Remembering every day of your life is not eidetic memory but Hyperthymesia.
New word of the day. Thank you.
Anxiety serves a purpose if there’s a danger. If it’s prolonged and the danger is some thought inside your head no it doesn’t.
Learn how to manage your hardware better. Get some therapy.
Been fighting anxiety since 1996 with therapy and drugs. So far, she won.
Don’t quit.
Sincerely hope you can resolve that issue.
true.
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Oh yeah! finally fixed that anxie- Segmentation fault (core dumped)
- adjusted responsibility level by 1000%
No thanks, seen too many bad updates to want to let myself get bricked by a bad update.
Is that how I ended up with crippling depression and anxiety?
That’s another way of saying “bricked”.
Seriously, I hope yours is just a joke, but if it’s not, kudos for the self irony.
The entire field of medicine : Am I a joke to you?
patch out the bug that causes eyelashes to have a chance to fall into the eye
Or our teeth biting our own cheeks!
