• straightjorkin@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Imagine getting broken up with by 2 people, both with non-binary haircuts. I’d probably jump into a river and become a trout

    • FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee
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      1 day ago

      This vaguely reminds me of the song Fish Sticks by The Heligoats:

      You were baptized in a river

      I was thrown off a bridge

      Then I landed on a crab you slept with seahorses

      I started having seizures, you started having kids

      You found your inner self, I found my inner fish