I tough he was crying, but now I’m thinking he’s high af.
oh shit you may be right lol
If he needs more friends, please inform him that I am available.
Let’s test his Dunbar number.
Hello! We’re Lemmy! We’re your new 50,000 closest friends! May we come in?
I’m bringing snacks!
I did too, but I eated them. I am ashamed that I ate an entire 96 pack of Crayolas, but it was a long drive.
And to tie it all off, the TV was set to channel 9 with the breast exam.
Wait, what? Is this a show I’ve been sleeping on?
I think it’s an Office Space reference. In the movie, the main character’s neighbor shouts at him through their shared wall to check out channel 9, because there’s some information about breast exams and he “thought it was something you’d wanna see”
is that bag filled with weed?
Sure is.
An 1/8th to a quarter of weed, a cake, AND a new shirt? lucky man
AND a birthday card!
The older you get, the more that card matters.
I’d have a similar reaction. My birthdays were so consistently shit that I stopped telling new contacts/friends when it was years ago and I just don’t celebrate it anymore.
Huh…I don’t remember creating account Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Nor do I remember writing this message, but it’s clearly me in that post. Yep. No doubt about it.
Plot twist: his dog’s named Joe
Another reminder that the simplest deed can make a huge difference in someone’s life
Love it.
