I wonder if there is a fragment of a good idea in there. Maybe a dating app that like queues up men and doesn’t let the next one out of the queue until the active person gets matched to someone.
Though that sounds pretty slow and not enough dopamine in using the app to keep people on it.
Maybe not a single man, but some small amount so it is known that you can’t just screen for the 1% of dream guys. Like if you only get 5 swipes, maybe you won’t be as ready to dismiss everyone immediately.
Whatever, I’m sure there are teams of psychologists working for all those companies that have all this crap dialed in for max profit and engagement.
Why do they want you to match? They want you to fail and come back and keep paying.
Make them bid for their place on the queue!
Eh you’re right, they would monetize the shit out of it and make it pay to win like everything else.
Step 1: Make a dating app where you’re the only man on it
Step 2: Make it so your crush is the only woman that can use it
Step 3: Send to crush
Step 4: profit?
“Sure, you could meet people the old-fashioned way by going outside, but that feels like a lot of work. So instead you navigate this bleak dystopian hellscape sifting through the dregs of humanity through your smartphone while each day brings you closer to the cold hard hands of death.”
Did it work?
Yep! I used to work with him.
We’re talking about it after all
1 billion IQ move
Not the Onion, apparently
