I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--force
it*dont --force it, you mean.
is that not what i said ?
😂
Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch…
Lol
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
For half a second I read this as “to add a couple of features to my wife”
Plankton, from Spongebob, would.
this is actually cute as hell
Well, where’s the fork?
That’s true love.
That is so wholesome ❤️
Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?
*lowershisleftknee*
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
smooth 👍
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
Damn son save some for the rest of us.
Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Peak efficiency
Debra must be so pissed by now
“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”
This explains a lot.
Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
Literally came here to say this lol
Pay for dinner
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
lmfao savage
This man fights in the shade.
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
That sounds more like breaking up.
The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
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Debian too!
Deb & Ian
Holy shit I never knew.
Deborah*
“Debra”
Deb is short for both spellings.
and MySql, believe it or not
(well, it’s his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)
Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?
At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in “MySQL” (my sequel) would be “my child”, but… nope “My” is literally his daughter’s name
And we can’t forget MariaDB
There’s also a MaxDB named after his son, guy’s a genius.
Flysequel
I work for an international conglomerate. One of our major pieces of internal software is SUSAN named after the guys wife. I’ll never remember his name, but his wife will always be in my mind
Yours too? She gets around
Photoshop too believe it or not.
Lol what?
Just like debian. Photo and Shop
When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight
Siri was Steve Jobs’ mistress
I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS.
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Suse too believe it or not.
On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The “Sierra” name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near
- Wikipedia page for Sierra Entertainment
You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers.
Microsoft too believe it or not.
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA courseAsk an artist that
Yeah, just manually
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This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.
var LogicGate = map[string]string{ "OR": "OR", "AND": "AND", "NOT": "NOT", "NOR": "NOR", "NAND": "NOR", "XOR": "XOR", } func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) { _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)] if ok { return true } else { return false } } func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) { inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ") var phrase1 strings.Builder var phrase2 stringa.Builder var gateString string for word := range inSplit { if isLogicGate(word) { if len(gateString) < 1{ gateString = word } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } else { if len(gateString) < 1{ phrase1.WriteString(word) } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } } boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String()) boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String()) switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) { case "OR": return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil case "AND": return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil case "NOT": return (!boolPhrase2), nil case "NOR": return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil case "NAND": return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2) case "XOR": orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2) nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)) return (orRes && nandRes), nil default: return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString) } } func main(){ answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.") if err != nil { fmt.Println(err) } fmt.Println(answer) }
Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
Fair.
if ok { return true } else { return false }
Why?
Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.
isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?
Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and
pkg install vim
(ornvim
if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
Sorry, merge conflict :(
From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad
Pull request rejected.
Pull off request, on the other hand (ha-HA!), approved.
Not like that bitch Stephanie is gonna be helping out with that anymore.
Man, I’ve never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push
Sure, but at least they won’t be afraid of commitment.
It’s gonna be awkward though if there is a merge conflict 👀
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
Found the Hannah Montana user
I also thought of Debian.
Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.
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hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like “i thought of you when i wrote this song”. what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
[* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]
Good human!
Do you know if there’s a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?
We started a Community https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/transcribersoflemmy. But we’re small and helping out as we can.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !transcribersoflemmy@discuss.tchncs.de
I knew I forgot something when posting, thank you! Good human
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Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol
Might be odd, depending on your current system.
GeDoSaTo 0.21.2310 “How Could Hell Be Any Worse”
No. They’ll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.
Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.
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The truth is out there
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Like the Apple Lisa?
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
The original have been quite great even without adding the bit about off-by-one errors.