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- funny@lemmy.ml
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Counter with awareness of the alternative:
That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.
This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
Don’t catch you slippin’ now (ayy)
Look how I’m livin’ now
Police be trippin’ now (woo)
Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
Guns in my area (word, my area)
I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
I gotta carry 'em
Yeah, yeah, I’ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)
Yeah, yeah, I’ma go get the bag
Yeah, yeah, or I’ma get the pad
Yeah, yeah, I’m so cold like, yeah (yeah)
I’m so dope like, yeah (woo)
We gon’ blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)
So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.
Fair enough. I’d still rather have well-maintained public restrooms or at least pay toilets with discreet signage on the roads. This monstrosity is just luring desperate travelers to a potential staff infection.
jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.
counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it
You shall not pass!
You have no power here!
Nat 1. You comment on the post instead.
hey I didn’t say I cast the counterspell; just explaining how it is cast
Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D
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This is the way.
I kinda needed this
thanks
FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.
I have my phone charging pad in my living room. If I needed an alarm I would use my old clock, but these days I wake up at first light, because I have two furry 75 pound alarm clocks that won’t let me sleep. Previous to fostering them, I would wake up and get up immediately, because I don’t have any entertainment in my bedroom. It makes falling asleep and waking up much easier for me.
Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!
I’m taking a shit. It’s either memes or existential dread, so I’m doing this.
Be careful, don’t sit too long!
Joke’s on you, I’m on a PC, not a phone.
Piefed tells you how much time you’ve spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)
the bottom of the page
…there’s a bottom?
scrolls endlessly
For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, “Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!”
Its only been 2, uhh, 3…Scratch that. I dont need to tell you
Idk…I just learned that USA doesn’t have civil rights anymore…so it wasn’t a complete waste.
Take your !lemmySilver
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Jokes on you, I normally go on here when I’m eating
