Japan: What do you want?

America: Crash our own markets so our buddies can buy the remains of our economy for a few bucks. Nothing to do with you at all, but not gonna tell you that.

America: Oh, shit! We didn’t think we’d get this far!

I mean if we REALLY hang them out to dry, they’re gonna revise their constitution and probably get the canned sunshine tech tree unlock pretty damn quick.

Same goes for South Korea.