I’ll take “Only in America” for a hundred, Alex.

Maybe you can suggest alternative questions, maybe something involving homeopathy or reiki, or perhaps chemtrails.

Just a small reminder that Volkswagen paid out 4.5 billion euros in dividends last year.

There is no money for a center, so just Disease.

Doomed dooomed doooooomed doooooooooooooooooooomed

oHhHh NeIn DiE bÖsEn WoKeN mEdIeN tUn UnSeRe ArMe GrOßArTiGe TrAdItIoN tOtAl FaLsCh DaRsTeLlEn WiR hAsSeN fRaUeN nIcHt WiR sChLaGeN dIe DoCh NuR zUm SpaSS!!!

We need guillotines, not nukes.

“Our” leaders start wars, and the common people suffer. We are never asked if they want that shit, but are forced to participate and kill or be killed. Fuck that. Fuck those leaders. Let’s united against bad leaders and off with their heads!

Strict name rules that still allow parents to name their children “Ralf-Rüdiger” or “Ronny-Horst”, both of which are real life examples (Ralf-Rüdiger worked at my company!).

Or just do what rich people always do and take out a loan to buy it with other peoples money. When you have that much wealth, taking a loan is never an issue. That is why the notion that some rich person can’t pay more taxes or whatever because all their money is “invested” is completely void.

Lindner… scholzt.

I downloaded slackware from a BBS. It took forever. It booted from two floppies, a boot and a root disk. It did not even have X. I still loved it, because I recently got into programming, and all I had ever programmed on was DOS. In Linux, you could actually malloc() with any amount, even a full megabyte! It was marvellous! Later, I installed it on my HD on a separate partition. The installation process was really fascinating, so much choice, so many new programs! At least the first time.

unauthorized programs

No one gets to authorize programs to run on my PC but me.

Eine bodenlose Frechheit!

Mein Gott, wie soll man so blos überleben?

Was kommt zuerst, Kernfusion oder AGI? Oder doch das Perpetuum Mobile?

Ist Mayonnaise auch eine Verpackung?

Den von einigen Mitarbeitern bezahlten Grill für Team-Events.

Oh wow, exakt unsere Firmen-Weihnachtsfeier dieses Jahr! Fehlt nur noch die selbstgegrillte Bratwurst.

I know Todd gets a lot of hate, and some of it is deserved, but… c’mon. Just no.

Guess they need some more free labour over there.