Uhhh, that one’s hard to get for non-americans, but I got it.

But only because it’s spelt differently, and the pronounciation is entirely different 😬

I got an onion on my head, I am a döner!

The Musk can have a free “Fuck you”.

Weil hier die Verbindung zur indoneschen Küche fehlt, das war wohl mal eine niederländische Kolonie.

\n, because I ordered a newline, not a flush.

What, you forgot all about Siggie den Grätenlosen, Siggie the Fishboneless?

Fun fact: the Tagesschau presenter seen in the shot is nicknamed Superman!

Damn I love the cast of that show.

She claimed that in “85 percent” of police cases, law enforcement couldn’t access the data it needed. The proposal is to amend the existing Cybersecurity Act to allow these changes. You can watch the response below.

That is complete and utter bullshit. And everyone knows it.

France.

Was there on business, visiting a factory of a large vehicle manufacturer, down in the south east. My god these people were nice. There was a guy who made sure we had everything we needed to get our work done, who would literally jump and run if we needed anything. There were people bringing us mini choco croissants for meetings. They always invited us for lunch and paid for it. There was always coffee for us if we needed it. We had desks to work on, which is a rarity in a factory environment, but they made it possible.

The best part was when we were standing at the line with a special piece of equipment that we had brought, and a guy stopped and said “hey, that looks interesting, what’s it for?” - and then we chatted about that for five minutes, eventually realizing it was time for a meeting. For both of us. Five minutes later, it turns out the guy who casually talked to us tech people was actually the head of their corporate IT. You wouldn’t have been able to tell that he was some higher up because he was so down to earth and friendly and casual. They all were. It was a mighty pleasure working with them.

The real answer is not travelling there ever again.

My breakfast is coffee. Don’t eat anything before lunch time, and a second meal in the evening - that’s it.

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

This is what they’re doing? Friggin’ idiots! Why don’t they tackle the real problems?!

It is still perfectly legal to be a werewolf!

I think it was voice activated.

Well it is sound activated, it flushes when it detects the “aaaaaaaaaah” sound of relief after refuse vacation has completed.

If there is no such sound, obviously your work is not done, and there is no need to flush.

Massive X data leak affects over 200 million products.

FTFY.

I’ve had a good moment with a german crime show where the tech guy just said “Nope, not possible.”

Was it Luke Skyvvalker or Ham Solo?

Packaging said dishwasher safe.

Maybe they meant the packaging was dishwasher safe 🤔

As a long time C/C++ developer, I think it has a lot of really great ideas. The one thing preventing me from using it a lot more is that there is no stable ABI that would allow to use shared libraries in Rust - everything is statically linked, and if I use the same crates in a number of programs, the same code exists in each of these programs. That is not really a good thing whne you try to develop for a system with very limited space and where program load times make a difference, such as for certain embedded platforms.

But honestly, Rust support in the Linux kernel? Java never got that far, nor any other language (apart from C, obviously).