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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world ·
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The pasta menace

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The pasta menace

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world ·
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(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )

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    It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      👋🤏🤚✋️🫶

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.

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      I swear officer, it looked like an appropriate amount before I started boiling it.

    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org
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      They misread and made four people of spaghetti.

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    “It’s a-me.”, the man confessed.

  • Redacted@lemmy.world
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    Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.

    • teft@lemmy.world
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      Oh Great Glob

      Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness

      For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness

      • Redacted@lemmy.world
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        Our Father, who art in saucepans,

        hallowed be thy name;

        thy spaghetti come;

        thy will be done;

        on earth as it is in New Jersey.

        Give us this day our garlic bread.

        And forgive us our passatas,

        as we forgive those who masala against us.

        And lead us not into rice tasting;

        but deliver us from weevils.

        For thine is the pasta,

        the meatballs, and the gravy

        for ever and ever.

        Ramen.

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    Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.

    But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?

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    Knees were heavy. Mom’s spaghetti.

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    This is just the extra when I tried measuring pasta for one

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    If only someone had an abundance of strainers!

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      Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente

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    • W.itjust.works@sh.itjust.works
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      Travelling with more than one can be a big. … pain.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    Man, theological knowledge among the general population has really taken a dive. People don’t even recognize manifestations of the FSM anymore.

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    Pinworms. It’s all pinworms.

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    Perhaps it was a sacrifice?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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    Big Anthony

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strega_Nona?wprov=sfla1

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    found the restaurant

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xtw4tSmuQ

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    They went and “cleaned” it up? It’s biodegradable, they probably put it in a landfill where it’s doesn’t benefit anything. They could have just left it and it would have been gone in a few weeks.

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      Being biodegradable doesn’t mean that it belongs in that environment. This could have messed with the native plants and animals in a bad way. The landfill isn’t a great option but it is possible that it was industrially composted.

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    Take the ) away from the end of the link.

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      Fixed?

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