• DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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    8 天前

    The only birth control that is 100% effective is having HOT GAY SEX™

    Alternatively become a Buddhist monk and hit yourself in the balls until you’re infertile, I guess

    • Walk_blesseD
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      7 天前

      And there I was, thinking my vagina must be broken because I somehow still haven’t got my girlfriend pregnant 🤦‍♀️