The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI've done it again...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1972cross-posted to: wizards@lemmy.world
arrow-up1972imageI've done it again...lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square50fedilinkcross-posted to: wizards@lemmy.world
minus-squareLemmist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoThat’s ok – you just don’t need to cook for a nearest year or so if your family is of size of 2.
minus-squareLemmist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI don’t know, catch a woman, close her in the closet. Something like that. No idea, how would I know?
minus-squareLostXOR@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoSlip a bowl of pasta through the closet door every day.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoMake spaghetti so you can feed it in through the keyhole.
That’s ok – you just don’t need to cook for a nearest year or so if your family is of size of 2.
How do I make my family of size 2?
Take a lesson from Anakin
I don’t know, catch a woman, close her in the closet. Something like that. No idea, how would I know?
Slip a bowl of pasta through the closet door every day.
Make spaghetti so you can feed it in through the keyhole.