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- shitposting@lemmy.ml
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I literally finished masturbating and opened Lemmy, and this was the first post I saw. Now how do I get to hell?
I didn’t think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.
I have been going to hell every day since I turned off the adult filter settings on google chrome.
Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I’ll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them
I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view “fun” as evil and the real party is in hell and all that “eternal damnation” crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol
I’m summoning Satan this very instant so I can make a deal to end class inequalities.
Thank you for your noble sacrifice.
Me jacking off to establish a trade route with hell.
I wish
Rip and tear
Sounds painful. Maybe take it easy for a few days, mate.
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I know, I was trying to make a joke
Ugh. It won’t let me copy that hell yeah
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I love you!
My office chair is also in hell.
Hence the expression, “to ring the devil’s doorbell.”
So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge
