What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I am irrationally angry.
I don’t know any.
