- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
I don’t want to work at a company that requires me to clock in
Curious what would be your ideal work?
I think a clocking system shows an ingrained lack of trust. It might not be intended that way, but that’s what it does for me. I have a contract that tells how many hours I work. If I show too little work for the time I’m payed, than we can have a conversation about that.
My ideal workplace is somewhere where I feel an intrinsic motivation to spend my time productively. That will most likely be because my tasks are fun or interesting or engaging or something like that, but it can also be because I have a financial interest in the things I’m doing because I’m a shareholder (like a co op) or I’m self employed.
All reading from a toilet say I!
I!
My Boss makes 10 dollars, i make a dime, thats why i shit on company time
The clock strikes five
I start to laugh
I’m taking a shit
On time and a half
German:
Sollte auch der Darm zerreißen, nur nicht in der Pause scheißen.
Mein liebstes Klo
Steht im Büro
Translation: Even if your bowels are ripping, never go break shitting.
I tried to keep the rhyme, even if the English translation isn’t grammaticaly correct.
Maybe “even if your bowels are ripping, never in the break go shitting”?
It’s still a bit clunky, but the meter works and the grammar is technically correct I think, even if an inversion is unconventional
I literally just clocked in.
Guess what I’m doing. Not working, I’ll tell you that much.
That should become a euphemism for going to the toilet. Clocking in.
Reading this while taking my post-lunch break shit, I refuse to poop during my break
Didnt work today :( Shitting on private time rn, what a waste