BluJay320 to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoRoad rageimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1833
arrow-up1833imageRoad rageBluJay320 to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 month agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 month agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareZorsithlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNot sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoSome people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
minus-squarehardcoreufo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThey’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.