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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    And a decade or so ago it was LOLCODE that had me mildly concerned for the wellbeing of my peers.

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      HAI 1.2
      CAN HAS STDIO?
      IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
          VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
      IM OUTTA YR LOOP
      KTHXBYE
      

      A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.

      Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.

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        Kids today just don’t know real code

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          Hell, kids today don’t even number their lines anymore. What’s wrong with the world?

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          My 21 year old is pretty into rust and html. Does that count?

          I’m pretty ignorant on most of it. In my youth, I just dabbled trying to lean basic on a c64 and AMOS on the Amiga though, so maybe not lol

          e: I think I missed the joke, probably because I’m old lol

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      For some reason, this just sparked an ancient memory of the Geek Code, which was a sort of signature block you could append to your emails and online bios to show off how much of a geek you were in the geekiest fashion possible.

      Goddamn I’m old.

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        Remember it spawning a bunch of copycats? For a while every community had their own code block. I wrote one for a usenet group i was in at the time.

        alt.sysadmin and alt.sysadmin.recovery both had em iirc…

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        Wow, hadn’t thought of that thing in ages. Now all we need is for B1FF to bring back ASCII sword signatures.

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    As much as this hurts, yeet; as an alias throw; is hilarious

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      Of all the gen z lingo yeet is the best.

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        You can yoink that word from my cold, dead hands!

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      Funnily enough, that is a keyword in rust.

      (it’s a placeholder to remove any bikeshedding)

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      Pretty sure this is from the esolang bussin

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    For programmers who need action (cross-generational):

    https://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC/

    image

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    Ugh. Just

    its_giving rizz ratios vibe;

    No more needless nesting plz

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      Considering vibe is probalby float, I doubt any exceptions can be thrown there, you can eliminate another useless scope.

      Even if it’s not float, I’d consider burning alive anyone who overrides an operator like this anyway.

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        Float? Do you mean fax? Get with the program, old man

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          If you confused period and fax intentionally, I commend the effort.

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      Honestly, that’s about an inch away from Python…

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        Its literally bash

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          I’m speaking from a descriptive naming concept.

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    That’s way better than my emoji based programming language.

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      I’m not so sure. Send a link.

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        Haven’t published it yet.

        Here are comparisons:

        ⚖️

        🐲

        🐲⚖️

        ⚖️🐲

        🚫🐲⚖️

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          Post the GitHub repo.

          I will help you make this happen.

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            Sure! It doesn’t do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I’m intending to architect it.

            It quite literally started two four (edit: I can’t keep track of time) days ago.

            I’ll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I’ll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up.

            I’ve come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like “class” to indicate a class, it’s

            🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it’s amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 “File Name” it would be 📁💳.

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              I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines.

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                I was thinking Rust, but that works too.

                Because then I could call the Language Spoons.

                It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons

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    I’d take that yeet instead of return…

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      So you like rust https://doc.rust-lang.org/beta/unstable-book/language-features/yeet-expr.html

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        This is a better argument to adopt Rust than memory safety or even sane package management.

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    play_stupid_games {
        // ...
    } win_stupid_prizes(thePrize) {
        // ...
    }
    
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      FAFO block passes better

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    Just needs a rap about the fun in functions performed by 60-year-old seniors

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    slowly steps back and returns to basic and z80 assembly

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      *Gen Z assembly

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        *z18 assembly

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    Ah, yes. A private method for working on a public field.

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      Ah but maybe the vibe is a lowkey period we can’t be sure

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    ratios I need this and I’m an elder millenial

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      Ratio is when your comment receives less upvotes than my reply, you get ratioed.

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        I know! (Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!, I’m no boomer!) 🤭

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    i hate it so fucking much

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      I fucking love it. Gen Z slang is so lighthearted and fun.

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    Big “you damn kids and your phones” vibes from this

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      Every generation is peddled two insane concepts:

      When they are young, they are told that they have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.

      Then when they are old, they are told young people have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.

      Then you die.

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      Yes, and? Get off my lawn!

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    Conflating us again with iPad kids?

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      Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads

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    Shoutout.SpillTea🤣

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