And a decade or so ago it was LOLCODE that had me mildly concerned for the wellbeing of my peers.
HAI 1.2 CAN HAS STDIO? IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10 VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1 IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYEA perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.
Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.
Kids today just don’t know real code
Hell, kids today don’t even number their lines anymore. What’s wrong with the world?
My 21 year old is pretty into rust and html. Does that count?
I’m pretty ignorant on most of it. In my youth, I just dabbled trying to lean basic on a c64 and AMOS on the Amiga though, so maybe not lol
e: I think I missed the joke, probably because I’m old lol
For some reason, this just sparked an ancient memory of the Geek Code, which was a sort of signature block you could append to your emails and online bios to show off how much of a geek you were in the geekiest fashion possible.
Goddamn I’m old.
Remember it spawning a bunch of copycats? For a while every community had their own code block. I wrote one for a usenet group i was in at the time.
alt.sysadmin and alt.sysadmin.recovery both had em iirc…
Wow, hadn’t thought of that thing in ages. Now all we need is for B1FF to bring back ASCII sword signatures.
As much as this hurts,
yeet;as an aliasthrow;is hilariousOf all the gen z lingo yeet is the best.
You can yoink that word from my cold, dead hands!
Funnily enough, that is a keyword in rust.
(it’s a placeholder to remove any bikeshedding)
Pretty sure this is from the esolang bussin
Ugh. Just
its_giving rizz ratios vibe;No more needless nesting plz
Considering
vibeis probalbyfloat, I doubt any exceptions can be thrown there, you can eliminate another useless scope.Even if it’s not
float, I’d consider burning alive anyone who overrides an operator like this anyway.Float? Do you meanfax? Get with the program, old manIf you confused
periodandfaxintentionally, I commend the effort.
Honestly, that’s about an inch away from Python…
Its literally bash
I’m speaking from a descriptive naming concept.
That’s way better than my emoji based programming language.
I’m not so sure. Send a link.
Haven’t published it yet.
Here are comparisons:
⚖️
🐲
🐲⚖️
⚖️🐲
🚫🐲⚖️
Post the GitHub repo.
I will help you make this happen.
Sure! It doesn’t do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I’m intending to architect it.
It quite literally started
twofour (edit: I can’t keep track of time) days ago.I’ll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I’ll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up.
I’ve come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like “class” to indicate a class, it’s
🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it’s amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 “File Name” it would be 📁💳.
I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines.
I was thinking Rust, but that works too.
Because then I could call the Language Spoons.
It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons
I’d take that
yeetinstead ofreturn…This is a better argument to adopt Rust than memory safety or even sane package management.
play_stupid_games { // ... } win_stupid_prizes(thePrize) { // ... }FAFO block passes better
Just needs a rap about the fun in functions performed by 60-year-old seniors
slowly steps back and returns to basic and z80 assembly
*Gen Z assembly
*z18 assembly
Ah, yes. A private method for working on a public field.
Ah but maybe the vibe is a
lowkey periodwe can’t be sure
ratiosI need this and I’m an elder millenialRatio is when your comment receives less upvotes than my reply, you get ratioed.
I know! (Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!, I’m no boomer!) 🤭
i hate it so fucking much
I fucking love it. Gen Z slang is so lighthearted and fun.
Big “you damn kids and your phones” vibes from this
Every generation is peddled two insane concepts:
When they are young, they are told that they have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.
Then when they are old, they are told young people have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.
Then you die.
Yes, and? Get off my lawn!
Conflating us again with iPad kids?
Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads
Shoutout.SpillTea🤣
