please apt install clang

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please remove the French language pack

please rm -fr /*

please killall

I see…

alias go-go-gadget=sudo

$ go-go-gadget apt update

Or do the opposite for…relief

Fucking mv doc doc1

Fucking shutdown

I aint typing out ‘please’, I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'

alias alias='alias'

I might actually do this, it seems nice.

please rm -rf /

please shutdown

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$ alias please="sudo"  

$ alias stay="shutdown"  

$ please stay_  

alias fuck=sudo !!

Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!

I prefer to use kudasai … but as some may already know, it should be at the end of the sentence command 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands as pacman -Syu kudasai.

Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your .zshrc file:

function kudasai_preexec() {
    # Check if the last word is ' kudasai'
    if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then
        # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo'
        cmd=${1%" kudasai"}
        eval "sudo $cmd"
        # Prevent the original command from running
        return 1
    fi
}

# Register the preexec hook
autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook
add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexec

Edit: as downside you always get 1 exit code with this implementation _{(little_annoying)} .