please killallI see…
Make sure to combine it with
Disallow /harm/to/humans
Or do the opposite for…relief
Fucking mv doc doc1
Fucking shutdown
Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command
Shorthand that works anywhere:
sudo !!Between the fuck utility and this alias idea, when I set up my next box I’m absolutely aliasing “fuck off” for sudo the last command and “please” for sudo itself
Yup I’m stealing that lol
How do you alias the last command? My aliases are all hard coded. I had no idea you could send a variable to an alias
Probably with
!!(!nwill be the command corresponding to the number n in your history,!!is shorthand for the last command)
I wonder if you could make it sass you every so often to complete the effect.
Fucking shutdown
Chill my man. I’m on it.
please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Some people just wanna see the world burn
For people that don’t get the joke: this messes up your system
If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
alias go-go-gadget=sudo$ go-go-gadget apt updatealias bridge-to-engineering=sudoalias computer=sudo$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell
I love this haha
$ alias please="sudo"$ alias stay="shutdown"$ please stay_Oof right in the feels
Use
shutdown -h nowor-P 0Or just use
poweroff
Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!
That’s what I came for.
Yeah yeah I forgot that power word, let’s hope you have at least 100hp then…
I aint typing out ‘please’, I will compromise on
alias plz='sudo'shit, that’s a radical move
alias ty='exit'
alias fuck=sudo !!I much prefer this package for my
fuckcommand https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
please !!‘Aurenkin’ is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
also set up
insultsin sudoers for a unique experiencePlz for faster typing
Yeah, I’ve used
plsmyself
With
fuckhttps://github.com/nvbn/thefuckplease shtudown fuckNo longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1alias alias='alias'I’m scared of you
alias yabbadabbasudo=sudoIt’s impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit
