UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1839cross-posted to: anticorporate@lemmy.giftedmc.commemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1839imageThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square24fedilinkcross-posted to: anticorporate@lemmy.giftedmc.commemes@lemmy.world
minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 days agoCompany-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!” Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?” Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoCompany: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.