Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Same. But at least we’re close to the border.
Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
The Good Ending.
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they’re going to be the United States. But that’s one state… The One State of America.
I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.
The United State
estado unido
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
CUMMASS
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
Dont forget the American cartels.
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.
brb making birria poutine
Aren’t carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
Well now that you’ve said it, we can’t just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it’s like 95% people growing food. Hell, it’s even called the farm to fork capital. We’re a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
It won’t just be Alberta which is the problem.
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I’m down with Colorado. Just not that one half… You know the one…
I’ll agree to this.
I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don’t speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.
Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?
I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I’ll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.
I live in Imperial Beach
I’m not Canadian yet. Where’s that?
Next to Tijuana, in California.
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better…
NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.
Yo, real talk,
Don’t take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you’d probably be fine. But yeah…
We need somewhere to put the Albertans.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can’t take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don’t want Florida.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.
And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it’s own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren’t in the same country as NC.
Nope. Agreed.
As long as its one or the other I’m happy.
How about all of it just Canada?
If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.
You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”
But the reality is “countries are made up and we own nothing”
Countries are like religions except their believers are WAY more likely to employ violence
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You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
