Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.
How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.
I couldn’t draw out the post long enough with the motivation available to include enough euphemisms for the anal sphincter, so I just included most of the ones I wanted to use so ya’ll could enjoy them and maybe find some new ones.
Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.
How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.
Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.
Keep going, this is a decent start to a standup routine
Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.
I’m just a connoisseur of slang.
You mean the synonymicon?
Your last sentence is like garnish on a beautiful dinner.
I couldn’t draw out the post long enough with the motivation available to include enough euphemisms for the anal sphincter, so I just included most of the ones I wanted to use so ya’ll could enjoy them and maybe find some new ones.
I can’t believe you didn’t include chocolate starfish.
Literally the last two words of the first paragraph.
Oh… Well shit I was so focused on rereading the list one i missed the real one.
Or the hot dog flavoured water
It is in the text at the end
That’s why they can’t believe it
Stink wrinkle
The brown eye