I really like this meme, but it needs a “, Mr. Frodo,” inserted between the words “cocktail,” and “and.”
Bortles!!
Make sure to side-arm lob it, don’t let it spill on you!
If you dip, tape the rag to the bottle and close it there’s no spillage. Safety first!
Zip tie to the neck. Tape adhesive will dissolve pretty quick from gasoline.
Never thought about why people throw molotovs that way, but that makes a lot of sense
Good old Samwise, a real salt of the earth fellow.
(Something something something his boots weren’t fucking yellow)
his boots weren’t fucking yellow
I’m clearly ootl here, what does this mean?
I wrote the first sentence, then remembered the poems Tolkein wrote about Tom Bombadil.
Tom Bombadil was a merry old fellow
his jacket was blue and hit boots were yellow
(not verbatim, from memory)
Well, I’m talking about Sam and he’s a hobbit, he doesn’t even wear boots. It was mostly just weird silly connections in my head after writing down the first sentence fairly seriously. I had just happened to end the sentence with “fellow” and then couldn’t help myself.
I got it and enjoyed it.
