This community really shows how nice and wholesome /b/ really is, I think I’ll go there now
Oh wait the entire first page of the board is filled with pervert shit
Edit: on a refresh, there’s also some nazi sympathizing. Cool! Wholesome!
We got another one
“Have a 4chan?” Isn’t 4chan loginless?
Surely they mean that they fear they will fall in love with someone only to find out that they’re the infamous hacker known as 4chan
Sage
Now everyone just uses the same username “anon” as a sort of running gag.
Sort of*
No*?
I’m assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7
No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.
Also it’s very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.
I just view the Dutch language as jank English. My apologies
Not if you have 4chan gold!
Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.
Is that the one that makes you become an hero?
That is part of the application criteria. You have to have an hero’d before they will every consider inviting you to apply.
to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating
It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.
tripfags hate this one simple trick
wait 900 seconds before every post.
This only applies for the first post, you’re probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.
I’ve never actually waited the 900 seconds.
Only if you’re not what they call a “tripfag”.
I can has a 4chan?
Nope, they were clearly dating moot
Who is this 4chan?
do we even know?
How does one get a 4chan and how to avoid it? Is there a Vax?
No.
Vax makes autist. Entire 4chan is autist. Therefore vax causes 4chan. QED
I used to try to snap when the light changed… No tricks or method, I’d just start counting down in my head from a number that felt right and snap
Years of doing it, and now I just know when the light is going to change. It takes time to learn it for a new place
You can easily tell when a light is going to change, simply by checking the crosswalk indicator. If DONT WALK is blinking, the light is about to change.
(That said, some lights with low traffic in one direction are programmed to get ready to change at a moment’s notice, in case a car pulls up, but most aren’t. So in that situation all you gotta do is check to see if a car is waiting for green if the crosswalk is blinking, to determine whether or not it’s going to change.)
a 4channer is a mixed bag. Worth the time investment on sussing out, for sure.
But to kill one must know life.