Sorry, I just don’t feel like body shaming is the best we can do.
Man got hairplugs and said “yknow what time to be a shit bird”
Agreed.
His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.
He just wants to be like us.
Hating him.
tread carefully,
he’s the reichest man on earth
Too bad this doesn’t translate as well audibly.
But I lol’d.
It does if you know German, at least to me.
And he’s still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.
Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.
I get the pun, but it’s only him that says he’s the richest man on earth
Regardez ici, c’est un français, actuellement
come at me.
Wait wait. You haven’t even seen him without a shirt on.
His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.
Man he needs sun…
I’ve said this before. As the child of someone who’s consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers
Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to “offset” it by giving you a proportionate amount of
testosteroneestrogenTo anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.
To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
Damn it, I knew I forgot something.
I mean, he’s not exactly a slim guy. Can’t it also just be because he’s a bit overweight?
Yes (especially from just this photo), if it weren’t for the odd shape of his chest in that beach photo. That one is indicative of HGH without any exercise
I could 100% be wrong, but that’s what it looks like to me
Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma
Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.
For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that’s like one of the main parts of their deal. It’s party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.
Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.
So it’s not at all inappropriate to point out that the world’s international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.
My heart goes out to you.
I’ve seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise
Musky melons
As I’ve climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits
The Hitler you get when you order off wish.
Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communicationsand now we have:
Puce = garbage detail
Amazing
He’s got a matronly glow here
He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries
Nice tits, bro!