So we rename peppers to firemelons, beans to windmelons, and potatoes to earthmelons. Seems simple enough
In Chinese, there’s “kinda” 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:
- 东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
- 西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
- 南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn’t necessarily refer to south)
and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)
Just about to say this lmao
But i did a search anyway, and based on article below seems like in china in some place they have different 北瓜 based on location, zucchini, chinese squash, and the long pumpkin.
And Heartmelon. By their powers combined: Captain Melon!
Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don’t summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.
I feel like Captain Melons is probably a soft porn from the eighties
Same for water buffalo
- Water buffalo
- Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
- Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
- Wind buffalo = yak
And earthworm.
Buffalo fire buffalo Buffalo air buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo earth buffalo
I gotta make an RPG that features thr 4 elemelons featuring the 4 element buffalo’s.
The buffalos get their element after consumption of their elemelon of choice in a rite of passage.
The windmelon gives you buffalo wings.
Buffalo wings give me windmelon
They’re all here. Literally called “Elemelons” on this site. Someone’s already figured them out for you.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender
Everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked
No compression artifcacts or cropping. Must be a restoration of the original antique image macro.
The menace of the melon lord must be defeated
The fifth elemelon featuring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich
You mean Meeloon Multipass?
The plural of elemelon should be elemenōpē.
That’s cantaloupe
Cantaloupe? Or wontaloupe?
Honeynotdew
Speak elemelon and enter
Watermelon: As expected Earthmelon: Potato Firemelon: Red chilies Airmelon: ??
I am on painkillers and I submit that airmelon should be a marshmallow. Really break the mold.
Meloments
Melomentary, Watson
