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minus-squarefishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoRelevant (and absurd) Dethklok song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3XmWdH_vg Lyrics: spoiler Pull the plug (x8) I drove my truck into a moving van It was all filled up with jet fuel and I crashed right in and explosion Smash through the window and ripped off my hands Medical team drove up and found me Bleeding in pieces picked up off the street Drove me into a filthy hospital Horror experienced financially Woke up in pain in a gown in bed Internal hemorrhaging inside my head I really think that I should be dead I saw the bill and then I cry bled To keep me alive it is costing me National deficit times three There is no way to avoid this fee Please pull the plug and kill me It’s costing too much Pull the plug It’s costing too much Pull the plug (x16) Aneurysm Botulism Epilepsy Narcolepsy Pull the plug Nearsighted Breath lighted Cataracts Heart attacks Pull the plug Hepatitis Bronchitis Appendicitis Arthritis Pull the plug Encephalitis Adenitus Mastoiditus Capsulitus Pull the plug now (x4) Pay you my life instead of life support Harvest my plasma because it’s worth more Take all my blood and my organs Sell them to buyers over in third worlds Burn my cadaver for some energy Charge the patients in their misery Such a strong quarter for the industry Pharmaceutical fucking victory Can’t pay the price Pull the plug Pay with my life Pull the plug Say my farewell Pull the plug See you in hell I’ll fucking pull the plug
Relevant (and absurd) Dethklok song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3XmWdH_vg
Lyrics:
spoiler
Pull the plug (x8)
I drove my truck into a moving van
It was all filled up with jet fuel and
I crashed right in and explosion
Smash through the window and ripped off my hands
Medical team drove up and found me
Bleeding in pieces picked up off the street
Drove me into a filthy hospital
Horror experienced financially
Woke up in pain in a gown in bed
Internal hemorrhaging inside my head
I really think that I should be dead
I saw the bill and then I cry bled
To keep me alive it is costing me
National deficit times three
There is no way to avoid this fee
Please pull the plug and kill me
It’s costing too much
Pull the plug
It’s costing too much
Pull the plug (x16)
Aneurysm
Botulism
Epilepsy
Narcolepsy
Pull the plug
Nearsighted
Breath lighted
Cataracts
Heart attacks
Pull the plug
Hepatitis
Bronchitis
Appendicitis
Arthritis
Pull the plug
Encephalitis
Adenitus
Mastoiditus
Capsulitus
Pull the plug now (x4)
Pay you my life instead of life support
Harvest my plasma because it’s worth more
Take all my blood and my organs
Sell them to buyers over in third worlds
Burn my cadaver for some energy
Charge the patients in their misery
Such a strong quarter for the industry
Pharmaceutical fucking victory
Can’t pay the price
Pull the plug
Pay with my life
Pull the plug
Say my farewell
Pull the plug
See you in hell
I’ll fucking pull the plug