Slovene@feddit.nl to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agoSADfeddit.nlimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1244
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 days agoBroke: One day you’ll have sex for the last time in your life Woke: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
minus-squarehungryphroglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoMy balls are aching? Damn, I can’t even find them!
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoTired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off. Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth
minus-squarenot_that_guy05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-28 days agoPretty girl? Amateurs… Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I’m old. “Come here Mama let me try those ears of yours…mmmmmMMMMmmmm” - future me or something.
Broke: One day you’ll have sex for the last time in your life
Woke: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
My balls are aching? Damn, I can’t even find them!
Tired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time
Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth
Pretty girl? Amateurs… Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I’m old.
“Come here Mama let me try those ears of yours…mmmmmMMMMmmmm” - future me or something.