“Sorry, I got to return this video”
“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”
“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”
“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”
“Can I borrow that VHS?”
“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”
“Do you know where a phone is?”
Good job staying away from the Ponzi scheme. Bitcoin is an investment in the same way art is - it’s only valuable if you can find another schmuck who will pay you for it.