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minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·20 hours agoBecause Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 hours agowhy don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
minus-squareSnot FlickermanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-21 day ago…to stay alive, naturally. Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan. Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
Why is he eating it then?
Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
Rare Exports vibe
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.
Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.