Even if he bathes every day, can you imagine how sweaty that suit must get? He probably does smell like a gym bag.
Having to cover yourself in talcum powder every time you put on that rubber suit helps with that.
Batman to Alfred every day:
Really seals in the flavor
If Batman were a realistic Billionaire, he’d buy Wikipedia to “set the record straight”.
If Batman were a realistic billionaire, he’d be in league with Lex Luthor.
I would, too. If I were a billionaire.
I always thought “Robin laid an egg” was wordplay for “Robin farted”, especially because it comes after “Batman smells”.
If he laid an egg, I think he might have done more than just fart.
yeah i’m not googling batman scat
Well you’re missing out on a rich subculture with a very supportive community that is always very welcoming of newcomers.
Skadooba-deeba-dabba-nananananananananananananananana
Bibbly bebop buh dop nop dah na! Wooooo!
Robin farted
That’s how they translated it in French so I guess you’re right
The
ladyBatman doth protest too much, methinks.https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4 Relevant Tom Scott
So I take it the bells also do not jingle? :-P
You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.
If guano smells amazing, then YES!
Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo
That’s not very good for your skin, Bru- Batsy.
But does he jingon Bell’s?
If you mean jingle bells, no. The criminals would hear him coming a mile away if he did.
No no, Haven’t you heard the song from a proper 3 year old?
Its clearly “jingon bells”
Yes but how does he gets his batsuits cleaned without giving away his identity, I doubt its cold wash only.
Alfred has a lot of thankless jobs.
Notice that the bat-filled cave where Batman bases his operations is suspiciously guano-free.
